We did it.
We did 100 of something.
Well, I did.
But you noticed, and that counts for something.
But probably not for 100 of something.
Since I started this dumb newsletter over two years ago, we’ve had over 20,900 views and generated $0 of income. Which was exactly what I budgeted. Man, it’s great when something goes according to plan.
Here’s the highlight reel:
First post:
Barber Shop.
My Dad is bald. Not like, hip bald. He’s had the same cul-de-sac of hair around the bottom half of his head for as long as I’ve been alive. My uncles are the same, and as the years have progressed, my brothers began to show the same signs of wear around their own heads. I always knew baldness was inevitable for me, and I think my brothers did as well. A…
Most popular post:
As Told By C.S. Beaty: Aunt Swankie
I always thought I had a normal childhood. At least normal enough. Normal enough to eat macaroni and cheese for lunch and get told by my mom to “stop yelling” after my older brother hit me in the head with a miniature baseball bat. But when my childhood stopped being present tense and moved into past tense, I received new lenses to look at the past. I b…
Least popular post (Sorry UNO hockey):
Rooting for the Home Team: Episode 3
Now that I had a full-time job, my first event was attending the football Spring scrimmage at UNL. ‘Nebraska's’ Spring Game. I had accepted a sales gig where I would try to learn about construction projects and work some angle to get my company's products into those buildings. The people in the stadium suite alongside me were influencers that attended t…
See you for next week for post 101.












